String: 'So, Mister Chris Espinosa, Mister Product Manager System Software, what do you have to say for yourself?'
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String: 'Well, eh, that is…'
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String: 'Come, on, I haven’t all day! Me, the CEO, COO, President, Chairman of the Board, Vice-President Finance, …'
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String: 'Well, then, John…'
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String: '…Vice-President Marketing, Vice-President Development and toiletcleaner of Apple Inc, I haven’t all day! And it's your Majesty to you.'
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String: 'OK then, Your Developness, we were completely caught by surprise. We knew our network could do a lot, but this is beyond what we thought possible.'
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String: 'WHY is it always us being caught by surprise? WHY NEVER the others?'
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String: 'You have to admit, your Chairmanship, that it sounds wacky, transferring one-liners over a network… simply to see if somebody’s at the other end!'
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String: 'So? What’s the excuse?'
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String: 'We never imagined this! We were too busy namebinding.'
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String: 'I’ll bind you to something else!'
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String: 'Also, we have a paging system in our phones, so we never bothered! But the rest of the world does not have page phones, so, …'
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String: 'So it has become the most popular thing since the IBM PC! And AGAIN it does not have the Apple Logo!'
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String: 'Yes, but, your Executiveness, it was made in Belgium! You know, one of these little places! We thought nobody would notice…'
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String: 'THEY DID! And who is this ’Jan WhatsHisName…’ anyway?'
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String: 'Well, that’s exactly it, your GetNextEventship, he works at this obscure software place where they make that thing…'
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String: 'What thing? What place?'
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String: '… that’s going to change the face of the software world …'
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String: 'Why didn’t we develop MenuMail? Even Yeltsin is reportedly using it! He has a red MenuMail to George!'
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String: 'OK, but we’ll come up with something, with QuickTime video’s, AppleEvent driven…'
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String: 'Don’t you see, dogbrain, that it is the SIMPLICITY that makes it work?'
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String: 'Yes, but something in a zillion colors, with virtual aliases, and TrueType…'
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String: 'I give up… Come on Chris, go and buy them. Give that ‘Jan WhatsHisNameAgain’ a Ferrari, he’ll be happy. All programmers are like that.'
